Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We were destined to go to rehab together
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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