Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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