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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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