I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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