Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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