Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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