ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
