I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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