called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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