So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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