My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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