my phone needs a breathalizer
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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