I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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