hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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