I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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