: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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