I just cut my nipple shaving
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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