Well douche your snatch and let's go!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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