god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
