Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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