She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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