Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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