another moral hangover. fuck.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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