shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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