Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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