I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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