It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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