fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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