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Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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