so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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