A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You're like the curious george of whores
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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