Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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