Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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