The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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