BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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