$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I'm both gender and math confused
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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