how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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