their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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