Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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