is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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