I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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