I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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