At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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