Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
this will be a night to untag.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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