maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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