Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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