I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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