My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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