so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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