If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I want her autograph on my taint
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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