It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
