I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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