Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize
