Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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