i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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